I really like to flame. If you do it sophisticated enough, everyone thinks it's constructive criticism or hilarious. My friends call me James btw, because that's Gordan Ramsey's middle name. As apparently the general skill in flaming is too damn low, some free advice for the less temperate and well-mannered of critics out there: If you just flame the authors randomly, it hurts them way less than exposing and excoriating their stories' actual flaws in a phrasing thats suggests you had some education, not only special needs school and a degree in gender studies. Bonus points for damning somebody with faint praise or making them answer your comment. I am no native English speaker, so have fun roasting me too.